{"product_id":"fukitol-500-mg-pharmacy-parody-t-shirt","title":"Fukitol 500 MG Pharmacy Parody T-Shirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.23 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.02 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.49 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n A little dark humor for the days when coffee, optimism, and good intentions are running low. This black T-Shirt features a vintage pharmacy-label design reading “Fukitol 500 MG,” with a playful prescription-style twist for anyone who has reached their limit with unnecessary drama. The clean graphic stands out against the black cotton, making it an easy choice for laid-back weekends, casual meetups, sarcastic office wardrobes, or nights out with friends who appreciate dry humor. Printed on a lightweight, breathable tee with a classic crew neckline, it feels comfortable enough for everyday wear while carrying just the right dose of attitude. The design is made for adults who prefer their wardrobe with a little wit and a healthy disregard for nonsense.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit with a comfortable crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, smooth fabric designed for crisp printing\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction without side seams\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":48340807286982,"sku":"19328999343729002030","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":48340807319750,"sku":"19097233805523152577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":48340807352518,"sku":"34631105725399078271","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48340807385286,"sku":"13862675811083788050","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":48340807418054,"sku":"21949765387140509392","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":48340807450822,"sku":"82168358574293948295","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":48340807483590,"sku":"12267298035121470023","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48340807516358,"sku":"17101867665165518498","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":48340807549126,"sku":"35029998328914159389","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":48340807581894,"sku":"29630817862734757446","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":48340807614662,"sku":"39855372960484334302","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48340807647430,"sku":"38494386175608856233","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48340807680198,"sku":"11188015101411064529","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":48340807712966,"sku":"11910540692752808137","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":48340807745734,"sku":"21895930065098860724","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48340807778502,"sku":"25556535698377513182","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48340807811270,"sku":"16902037768804516889","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":48340807844038,"sku":"26297082641144414742","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":48340807876806,"sku":"97631513161480597351","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48340807909574,"sku":"31143370392310747427","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48340807942342,"sku":"13326942239828704198","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":48340807975110,"sku":"24615398025892843417","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":48340808007878,"sku":"12480022474362505831","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/7703\/1878\/files\/3163634291610310395_2048.jpg?v=1792178570","url":"https:\/\/dtthreads.com\/products\/fukitol-500-mg-pharmacy-parody-t-shirt","provider":"DT Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}